CapitolSwell

Every tweet, every ping, every status update is about losing electricity or being stuck in traffic. It snowed and we got punched in the nuts. This weather sucks and people should have been sent home at 200 pm.

I wish I could say it’s nice to be warm but in reality things are a bit crappy. Fuck! I have managed to royally screw up.

I want to take my fuck ups and turn it into a Wes Anderson movie. I already feel like a mix of royal tennenbaums with rushmore. Smart, great potential, screw-up dreamer. Fuck me.